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Post by tqfan on Dec 18, 2003 18:34:20 GMT -5
www.thespark.com/some fun tests for y'all to do...  i've done them all! personality - i'm a prober! inner child is a toymaker  i'm going to die on the 17th march 2039, aged 59, most likely from cancer  i'll be 39 years old when i make my first million (not long to wait, then!) i'm 8% stressed and 46% greedy, i'm 70% dateable, i'm 41% $lutty, 24% bit?h, 70% pure, 66% un-intelligent, 57% rock solid friend and 64% lazy... i'm going to have 3 kids, the next one (first one) is going to be a boy. the sex test says i'm gon sleep with 5 people (  ) one of which is a girl (anyone up for it?  ) and the gay test says i'm 41% gay... so the one girl above makes sense! i'll only love 2 of the 5 and i have a 36% chance of dying during sex! the gay test said this about my 41% gayness - That's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay! and the gayest age is 24... anyone know how old i am? btw supposed orientation - straight. you can see i had nothing better to do last night!! c'mon people, take the tests, share with me! ;D ;D
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Post by TQlovababy on Dec 18, 2003 21:18:34 GMT -5
I took the bit?h test a long time ago and i was a 62% bit?h!!! ;D
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Post by P-Hill on Dec 19, 2003 3:40:25 GMT -5
i will probably die on June 15, 2074 at the age of 89 years old most likely from a heart attack (20%).
29% gay which is below average which again is 39%.
80% un-telligent.
Like just 5% of the population you are a POLITICIAN (DEAT)--forceful, outgoing, and forward-looking. You are strong-willed and extroverted, so you enjoy interacting with other people. You aggressively pursue your goals.
Your creative style of thinking allows you to come up with unusual arguments and original ideas that appeal to others, but behind it all is an analytical mind that never forgets the bottom line. While some might see you as manipulative, your close friends know you are a talented person who deserves the best in life.
Whatever. You *are* manipulative. Whether you use your power for "good" or "bad", it's up to you. If you're confused what good or bad means, ask a HEALER. Like EXPERIMENTERS, you have a propensity for cheating.
lol...these tests are pretty funny.
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Post by TKay on Dec 19, 2003 7:07:08 GMT -5
The death test: September 4, 2071 at the age of 85 years old. Cancer (10%) Heart Attack (13%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (20%)  Drowning (7%) Alien Abduction (7%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%) But just 36% bit?hy ;D and I´m 36% GAY even less then a typical straight guy  |
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Post by Maudizzle on Dec 19, 2003 7:47:49 GMT -5
I will die on July 27, 2065 at the age of 81 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (29%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Alcoholism (8%)
or
Contagious Disease (7%)
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PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )
Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, pa$sionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.
People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.
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Love test: 51%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.
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I am 26% GAY! That's less gay than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight guy is 39% gay!
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I am 22% bit?h! which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
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Post by tqfan on Dec 19, 2003 8:14:35 GMT -5
y'all didn't do the sex ones? or are you too scared to admit you're gon sleep with someone of the same sex? |
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Post by tqfan on Dec 19, 2003 8:15:07 GMT -5
that's not fair, you're all going to die years after me  |
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Post by D.Coop on Dec 19, 2003 14:17:48 GMT -5
i got a 64% on the love test ima take the rest right now
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Post by D.Coop on Dec 19, 2003 14:41:15 GMT -5
sh!t this test was long
i took the gay one and got 22 %
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Post by D.Coop on Dec 19, 2003 14:54:07 GMT -5
74% on the dateable one
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Post by D.Coop on Dec 19, 2003 15:00:43 GMT -5
ima die jan 4 2069 at the age of 83 mostlikey from cancer (25%) or heart attack (17%)
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Post by tqfan on Dec 19, 2003 15:05:38 GMT -5
i'm definitely doing something wrong, i'm only gonna be 59!! you're all living til your 80 plus... aah, short but sweet! |
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Post by D.Coop on Dec 19, 2003 15:09:52 GMT -5
this is the personality one
Like just 9% of the population you are a HEALER (SECF)-- caring, good with people, and patient. You are completely selfless and full of love. As a concrete feeler, you do well with your emotions, which are very strong. You understand and appreciate *why* you feel the way you do, and for the most part you're at peace with yourself.
Suffering in the world really pisses you off.
In relationships, it's easy for you to get hurt. Avoid all kinds of dominant (D***) people, *especially* in dating or marriage. You are a motherly figure, even if you're a guy. If you're a girl, make sure you're a mom some day. The world's children need people like you. If you're a guy, don't even think about it. Most pedophiles are HEALERS.
On the rare occasions when you try to a$sert yourself, you're cute and awkward, but highly effective.
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Post by Tina on Dec 19, 2003 16:27:05 GMT -5
- For the record, you are:
56% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.
- 27% bit?h!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%
- I'm going to die on February 26, 2069
at the age of 82 years (from Cancer (46%))
- Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.
- You are 76% Pure! (Very interesting.)
- You are...
60% ...compatible! Congratulations, Captain Normal! You've got about as good a chance as anyone of making it work. While no one's beating down your door to jump your bones, they're not fleeing as if you had the plague either. Are you and your hot ticket gonna live out the rest of your days in happiness, eternal matrimony and all that good stuff? No idea, but hey, you got a shot.
- Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are 65% rock-solid friend. Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.
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Post by tqfan on Dec 19, 2003 16:45:02 GMT -5
my personality - PROBER - (Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler) Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, pa$sionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac. People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.
i can be quite maniacal sometimes... but i AM intelligent god dammit! ;D |
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