Post by shero on Feb 28, 2006 7:36:38 GMT -5
>>1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them
>>on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
>>2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
>>go
>>back for more.
>>
>>3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
>>wrong ones.
>>
>>4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell
phone and ask if they
>>know what floor your on.
>>
>>5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
>>a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. How's your day
>>been?"
>>
>>6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
>>scream,
>>"That's mine!"
>>7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
>>
>>8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
>>ask
>>
>>if they have an apointment.
>>
>>9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
>>play.
>>
>>10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them
>>if
>>they can hear ticking.
>>
>>11) Pretend you are a flight
attendant and review emergency
>>procedures and exits with the pa$sengers.
>>12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>>13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
>>14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay,
don't
>>panic, they open again!"
>>15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
>>16) Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
>>17) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,
>>18) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
>>inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
>>19) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
>>without getting off.
>>
>>20) Stare at another pa$senger for a while, then announce in
>>horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>>21) Wear a puppet
on your hand and use it to talk to the other
>>pa$sengers.
>>22) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>>23) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>>24) Stare, grinning at another pa$senger for a while, then
>>announce, "I have new socks on".
>>25) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
>>the
>>other pa$snegers, "This is MY personal space!"
